Thanks for Coming!

Ha!

Opinions are like assholes, yes? Everyone’s got one.

I’m here to bitch and whine about everything – shit jobs, shit friends, shit family,
shit situations. Welcome!

You don’t wanna listen to me bitch? Move the fuck along. Seriously. I will not respond to anyone that tries to Kumbaya My Lord me. I have my journey. You have yours. Nameste.

And btw – I drink. I’m a scotch drinker. Tequila drinker. Vodka drinker. Wine drinker. Am I proud of it? Hell no. But it helps me cope. Yeah yeah yeah do yoga, meditate, clean living, blah blah blah….I’ll get to that shit. But not today!