Congratulations!!!

Whenever I see/hear/read/learn that someone I know, whether close or casually, are getting married, I of course, wish them a heartfelt congratulations. But underneath my veiled attempt and being happy for them, I silently say: welcome to hell, have fun dealing with another family who may or may not like you, here’s to dealing with another persons problems, enjoy their bullshit, their problems, their career changes, careers ups and downs, enjoying listening about their shit job, shit boss, shit coworkers, shit pay, no bonus yada yada yada, enjoy watching them not be there for you, enjoy watching them fail at being kind, and most of all, good luck in not being disappointed every single day and asking yourself, “why did I get married?”